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My 2 Cents- We’ve Gone To Pot

February 1st, 2010 · No Comments

Inmate Voting-I was reading an article in the Seattle Times about a federal appeals court decision that would allow Washington State felons to vote from prison. This to me is absurd. Why should someone who has no regard for the law and in some cases human life be allowed to vote? Those incarcerated do not [...]

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My 2Cents-Bachelor Party, War Mongers and Ass Implants

December 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

Party On!-Chelsea Clinton has announced she and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are engaged to be married. I hear Bill is stoked and is already planning a Vegas bachelor party.

Pain In The Ass-Ex-Miss Argentina, 38 year-old Solange Magnano has died from complications after cosmetic surgery on her ass. Look at this woman, do you think she needs [...]

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My 2Cents-Are We Safe Yet?

November 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Stop The Violence-Derrion Albert was murdered by thugs on a Chicago street. Four teenagers have been charged in the fatal beating. Within hours the cell phone video of this heinous crime circulated the web. The White House issued a statement and President Obama dispatched Attorney General Eric Holder and U.S. Secretary Of Education Arne Duncan [...]

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My 2Cents-Obama’s Panhandling For Olympics

October 1st, 2009 · No Comments

Dead Man Walking-CNN is planning for life after Larry King in case he retires as his contract expires in 18 months. First choice to replace King is American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest. This Seacrest guy sure stepped in something or someone really likes him. As for King isn’t he already dead just nobody told him?
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My 2Cents-Jimmy Carter RIP Already

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments

Peanut Guy-Former President Jimmy Carter is an idiot. Carter has now joined the Race Game claiming those who oppose Obama are racists. Can’t this guy drop dead already and do the taxpayer a favor. I say if you’re the worst President of all time we should not have to pay for your healthcare, pension or security [...]

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My 2Cents-Sarkozy’s A Loon But Not Alone

September 15th, 2009 · No Comments

Dress Down-The Prime Minister of Bangladesh, Sheikh Hasina has placed a ban on suits, jackets and neckties. The move is being made to help minimize the need for air conditioning. Bangladesh has been suffering power shortages and blackouts being incapable of meeting demand. I applaud this move as I detest putting my suit and tie [...]

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My 2Cents-Hermaphrodites, Pigs, Dwarfs & Rangers

September 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Boy Or Girl?-South African athlete Caster Semenya has pulled out of competitive running over rumors of her sex. It has been reported that a leaked sex test shows Semenya is a hermaphrodite. The mental damage that is being done to this kid is probably irreversible at this point. I wonder if the WNBA would allow her [...]

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My 2Cents-Congress Is Back

September 9th, 2009 · No Comments

I Like Me Some BBQ-President Obama spoke over the weekend at an AFL-CIO barbecue in Ohio. Obama was back in campaign mode as he pumped up the crowd with this chant, “Fired Up, Ready To Go.” He was talking about healthcare. This is what he said:
“Every debate at some point comes to an end,” he [...]

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