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Man Serves 1 Day In Jail For Throwing Taco-Warren E. Strickland was so enraged because his order was messed up twice while going through the drive-thru at Taco Bell. After the second trip, Strickland said he found spit in his food and went inside to confront the manager. The manager said he was just trying to get free food and that is when he threw the taco at the managers face. MY VERDICT: Everyone has received the wrong order from the drive-thru at one time or another. If Mr. Strickland was trying to get free food wouldn’t he have pulled the old ‘spit in my food’ routine after the first order was messed up? In an effort to be fair I want to put both Mr. Strickland and the manager into the garbage receptacles during the busiest times of day. When customers throw their garbage out they will dump it on the faces of both men until one of them tells the truth.

Ex-Judge Comes Clean On Child Molestation Charge-William C. Bradley Jr., former judge released a statement admitting to molesting an 11 year old boy some 30 years ago. It doesn’t end there said attorney Brian D. Kent who represented the victim Gregory Kelly as up to 10 other people have come forward saying they were victims of sexual misconduct by Bradley when they were children. MY VERDICT: Mr. Bradley can be of good use. We can use him as a stress reliever during these very tense times. Place him at very high foot-traffic areas and as people pass by they can punch, kick, slap, bite or whatever they want to do to him to release stress.

18 Year Old Father Shakes Baby To Death-18-year old Lexie Dial III of South Carolina has been charged with homicide after he violently shook his 5-month old son that led to the infants death. The baby was taken to a hospital where he died from swelling and bleeding on his brain. MY VERDICT: Please see 2 stories below to see verdict.

Georgia Mom Tells Son To Kill Hamster-Lynn Middlebrooks, 38-year old mother was arrested after her son told his teacher his mother forced him to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades. She faces animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery charges. MY VERDICT: The mom is not as crazy as you would think. I am not advocating the killing of animals as a way to promote the benefits of a good education. It shows she cares about her child’s grades in a disturbing way. For one year she has to be a pinata at every child’s birthday party at her son’s school. Attach a bag of candy to her and let the kids whack the crap out of her. She will get it.

Another Father Shakes His Infant Son To Death-This is not a typo and no I have not been drinking. Police arrested Shawn Delano Brown of Battle Creek, Michigan for allegedly shaking his 5 month old son to death. The 26 year old Brown was originally charged with child abuse but his son has since died. He will most likely face murder charges. MY VERDICT: This story as is the 1 above very disturbing to me. Mr. Dial and Mr. Brown will enter the octagon and fight to the death. The one that survives will be airlifted to the nearest active volcano and dropped in it.

RB/411acrossamerica.com